Scary Shit and Many Thanks!

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First off, I want to thank ALL of those who have added me to their watch list as well as the many people who have faved my works. I really do appreciate it like you wouldn't believe. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy!

Now For Something I Hope You'll Really Like


Hurr hurr.

Stolen from :iconsilverwuff: who stole it from :iconredbuzzardd:

Go to blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/… and post 10 facts!

1. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Jessi's fist.

2. Jessi never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

3. What was going through the minds of all of Jessi's victims before they died? Her shoe.

4. The speed of light was instituted because Jessi didn't want get winded outrunning it. Jessi hates to sweat.

5. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jessi allows to live.

6. Jessi CAN believe it's not butter.

7. Jessi is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time she tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

8. Jessi does not know where you live, but she knows where you will die.

9. Never look a gift Jessi in the mouth, because she will bite your damn eyes off.

10. Some people say that Jessi is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

....HOW DOES THE INTERNET KNOW I'M SO VIOLENT?! D: All of these...all of these scare me with their accuracy. And that's right fake butter...I SEE YOU!
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Lunathewhitewolf's avatar
awesome XD. i saw you at the big game wildlife refugee and stole two of your feathers off the ground! 8|